"In my next life I want to live my life
backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake
up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out
for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first
day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on
tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an
orgasm!"
Σάββατο 1 Νοεμβρίου 2014
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